Explainer: ‘Mchele’ and how to avoid falling victim
Q&A on ‘Mchele’, dangerous drugs used to spike drinks, discussion with the CEO of the Pharmaceutical Society of Kenya (PSK)
Dr. Lucas Nyabero Explains
Thin / Narrow Therapeutic Index – The drugs dosage can go from useful to poisonous
Sleep can from 2 days to 5 days – it depends on the dose that the spiker used / Also the results are affected by genetics / Medication needs a professional’s prescription with a justifiable reason
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Basmati Rice / Poison / Mchele / Spiked drinks / Spike
Mazematics is not mazematiking / Trillions / Billions
Prostitutes / Spikers are poisoning rich men in the clubs / She declared that she is indeed a thief
Take them to court and they take lawyers to bribe their way out of the legal system / There is no prosecution / Prostitution is a real career
Steven Okoth
That bouncer knows his work
Sigma Logic
This is a reminder to Men that you are solely responsible for your safety. These criminals & morons are taking advantage of your carelessness & stupidity. Stay vigilant!
East Afrika
Some two girls did this to me once, but I was strong, I thought it was the tequila. So I pretended to be going towards the dancefloor and before the drug could really hit me, I staggered out of the bar and into my home boy’s car.
Emmanuel Wanyama
You slept you are drunk oh she takes you to the house you wake up you are cleared
Davies Muni
These days they sit in twos not one alone
Patoz De Patrick
If you see a hot woman (alone) run I repeat run
Brian M
Basmati
Lucy Vibes Germany
Shually two sausands and 80billion ni kitu ya kukereresa mutu Kifeee ..
Joe
Self-confessed drink spiker… 
Emmanuel Mwangi
280 thousands.
tirries on the sides of the seats.wueeh.kibe am done here.it was not mathematiking.
Kosmo Gash
Kife been a while since I.hollad on the comments section. What’s up Interesting that you. posted this content. Despite her Cherera mathematics, there was a Tmz reveal that came out, a 911 call from the lady that was banging K.Samuels on the night he died. The evidence seems to demonstrate that the guy was “mchelwad” by that chic. Coz she had an agenda against his whole thing. Hot news. The legend himself was mchelwad. It triggered hypertension that caused his demise. Damn.
Bob Murage
If you know you are a Kinuthia whose D..k can’t stay in the pants just be paying ya bills in advance, have your Uber pick you up at the time negotiated, and leave all ya ATMs, Smartphone, and House keys at ya good brothers house. That way you are 70% safe.
ALVIN RANDY
Fake hips haha
List of clubs along Thika Road where ‘Mchele Chics’ have been camping
Tuseme the whole of thika rd is mchele haven?
Friday, 15 October 2021 – Kasarani OCPD Peter Mwanzo has summoned directors of 18 popular clubs along Thika Road, following rampant cases of revellers being drugged by notorious ladies, who sometimes work in cahoots with the management.
The clubs have been earmarked for closure due to negligence.
According to sources, directors of the said clubs have been summoned by Kasarani OCPD tomorrow at 10 am.
Nothing happens because men are the victims. Kwa chochio media hata they make fun of the whole thing, encouraging them to go home to their wives early ndio wasikule pishori, na laughing emojis kibao. But wait till a lady gets drugged and robbed or raped, hapo ndio utaona hasira.
uwesmake THE PRESIDENT Oct ’21
wafunge hizo pub zote mpaka wakue serious
Gavament should be serious about such activities,hii ni robbery with vayolense
Brayo44ki:
This a positive move by Pamba, social media is awash with half-baked moron’s kama @johntez addi gaza msafi addi meffi.
Pub owners can eliminate this if they want…I used to have a local karibu na garden city which was very choosy with the type of unaccompanied females they let in…I have no idea which criteria they used to identify the mchele gang but their formula worked…thats the only place in nairobi where you can leave your drink unattended…where you can be assured your phone and wallet will be safe even if you drop them and the owner doesn’t allow you to drive yourself home if you get very drunk…wacha nikumbuke jina niweke hapa.
How I Almost Fell Victim to Mchele Gang!!!
I visit my buddy in Eldoret…its been 3yrs since i was there. So tunaenda club imechizisha wakale inajiita Tamasha. We drink alot then my buddy leaves and am left drinking while i seek a potential meat. Club inaelekea kufungwa so naenda kunywa hapo kwa counter. All of a sudden a nice dressed chic come and squeezes between me (she sits on my left) and another drunkard of which i assume was her target. Kidogo kidogo she causes a drama. “Unaniita malaya …? Mimi nakaa malaya wewe?”…i think the guy is a talker and can smell a lanye from 100kms away. Me and other guys around become nosey and try to be captain save a hoe…si tunakuja kutetea huyu dem. This dem is mad coz ameitwa malaya. She opens her wallet which is lined up with a couple of big notes…like 10k…she has 2 expensive looking phones and a Mercedes key. She asks ni malaya mgani anaweza kuwa na pesa kama hiyo kwa wallet, 2 phones and malaya mgani anaendeshanga Mercedes. Hapo hapo Mtingiza Kitanda akajua ako na chance ya kula MILF or Sugar mummy. So si nikaanza kutetea huyo mama…” hata sisi tuko na pesa bro na hatuiti madem malaya umbwa ghaseer wewe”…hivo ndio nilisema. I caught her attention i believe. Soon anamaliza beef na huyo mlevi and she’s interested in knowing me more. After afew more drinks she asks me naishi wapi na naishi na nani. I tell her niko Airbnb 3mins drive from the Tamasha club. She asks me if am a good guy and if she can trust me. I tell her yes asiogope kijanaa. She asks how we will go to my place. I tell her that we will either drive her Mercedes ( she says iko kwa parking) or we drive my jallopy. She asks to see my car keys…1st red flag. We start chatting. Soon anasema anaenda kwa choo arudi. She tells me to watch her drink and her two phones…fine. anaingia choo za ndani ya club and comes back. Her phones and drinks nimezichunga. We keep talking as we drink. Soon again she says anaenda choo but this time za Nje( if you been to Tamasha ni zile choo ziko karibu na parking). This is weird as she wants me to watch her wallet and her car keys (Mercedes). This is 2nd red flag. Who leaves a wallet with cash she was flashing earlier kwa club na anawachia stranger. Nikamwambia abebe wallet but anaweza wacha key yake ya Mercedes. She takes like 45mins before coming back. Am now scared as to her intentions. Naita club personnel and tell her kuna dem ameniwachia key ya Mercedes na harudi…they tell me niziwache incase arudi watampee. I tell her about the wallet incident. They say huyo dem anaweza kuwa tapeli…everything is fishy. They ask me to wait for her. 1hr later anatoka choo anapata niko na 4 club personnel. We ask her afew questions about her behavior…we ask her about her car details. She starts shivering and being defensive. We ask her twende kwa parking lot tuone gari…wadau…my instincts were right. She says that aliwacha gari home and was dropped off by a buddy. Soon she wants to leave and she asks me if she can ride in my car of which i refuse. She is escorted out by club personnel while she is throwing insults for being ássholes. So am suspecting she 1st left her two phones n drinks to get me relaxed and trust her alil bit (ndio niwache drinks zangu pia). 2nd time she wanted to leave the wallet. … …am suspecting angerudi afungue wallet aseme her 50k is missing and am the one who was sitted next to it. Watu wangeamini coz she was flashing the money earlier on. The Mercedes keys i suspect ni stolen keys from jamaa alikula mchele so these keys were to play mind game that nimeangukia dem amejiweza. Her asking me naishi solo ama na mtu was to know kama huko mbele itakuwa ngumu kuniwekea mchele…and her asking to see my car keys was to make sure am a good target. Am bringing hekaya on how my buddy ate mchele in the same Tamasha club. He lost everything. Wadau mjichunge… these people have upped their game. Ukiwa fala utaoshwa ushangae
Swafi hapa umechanua elders
Starscream Village Chief Mar ’22
Sisomi huu upuzi
Am so lucky iquit alcohol. Upuzi ka hii hainibabaishingi. Next time utauliwa na uuzwe kwa organ harvesters wakipata huna kakitu
Micymas:
Am so lucky iquit alcohol. Upuzi ka hii hainibabaishingi. Next time utauliwa na uuzwe kwa organ harvesters wakipata huna kakitu
Wacha paranoia banae
Bro i didn’t know she was on a mission. Well dressed up, 2 expensive phones, cash in wallet, a Mercedes Benz key…i swear if you are not really smart utaingia kwa trap. I will never judge a mchele gang victim. Those women are sleek as fuak
Uliponea.
No woman goes to the ladies without her bag/purse if she’s carrying one, unless in the company of a very trusted friend.
No woman will trust a total stranger with her phone or money, and vanish for an hour
Only a crazy person would leave a car at home and carry the keys to show off.
Only a very stupid or a very dangerous person kicks up a fracas in a club if hanging out alone
She probably had an accomplice in the club watching you all the time, unknown to you.
Starscream Village Chief Mar ’22 Teddy_time:
What happened to the mlevi?
Died of cirrhosis
https://kenyatalk.com/t/mchele-experiences/289415
A couple of days ago pale twirra guys began talking about mchele and how rampant the spiking game has become. I read very many stories of victims, in a scale I couldn’t have imagined exists (actually I felt the shooting of the mchele boss was out of this outcry – someone thought this guy may be knowing too much, esp on the collusion with police about the cases.
Anyone in this kijiji went through it? What was your experience?
Been lucky. Lakini hii maneno ilianza lini? I remember when I used to club, many times solo, many times in the popular watering holes right in the middle of town, Lang’ata, Westy there wasn’t a time when i ever experienced or even heard of watu kuwekewa mchele. Na ungewacha ata pombe kwa meza uende kukatika ama kwa loo na urudi uendelee mahali uliwacha. That was mostly during the early-to-mid-late Kibaki years. I think probably the drug wasn’t as widely available then, ama pressure in tems of economy wasn’t as bad na imeongezeka zaidi. I recall bumping into random women, some in groups with whom I’d imbibe heavily till the wee hours after which we’d part ways without any drama. Fun times those were.
uhondo:
Been lucky. Lakini hii maneno ilianza lini? I remember when I used to club, many times solo, many times in the popular watering holes right in the middle of town, Lang’ata, Westy there wasn’t a time when i ever experienced or even heard of watu kuwekewa mchele. Na ungewacha ata pombe kwa meza uende kukatika ama kwa loo na urudi uendelee mahali uliwacha. That was mostly during the early-to-mid-late Kibaki years. I think probably the drug wasn’t as widely available then, ama pressure in tems of economy wasn’t as bad na imeongezeka zaidi. I recall bumping into random women, some in groups with whom I’d imbibe heavily till the wee hours after which we’d part ways without any drama. Fun times those were.
I think you are talking about the 1990s. After 2000, you couldn’t leave your chupa in tao and go to the loo.
uhondo:
Been lucky. Lakini hii maneno ilianza lini? I remember when I used to club, many times solo, many times in the popular watering holes right in the middle of town, Lang’ata, Westy there wasn’t a time when i ever experienced or even heard of watu kuwekewa mchele. Na ungewacha ata pombe kwa meza uende kukatika ama kwa loo na urudi uendelee mahali uliwacha. That was mostly during the early-to-mid-late Kibaki years. I think probably the drug wasn’t as widely available then, ama pressure in tems of economy wasn’t as bad na imeongezeka zaidi. I recall bumping into random women, some in groups with whom I’d imbibe heavily till the wee hours after which we’d part ways without any drama. Fun times those were.
I doubt it was luck, you probably looked the part, IE POOR. Mchele started a long time ago. Also what is “early-to-mid-late Kibaki years” Just say Kibaki era you filthy beggar!
Sijawai ekewa mchele. Sijawai ibiwa na dame. Sina baby momma.
Mostly because I have BOUNDARIES. Once me and u are done u leave. No sleeping over at my place. Unarudi home direct. Vile a certain nilotic politician atarudi
Also kwa club the only people I talk to ni the person or people I went I there with. Ata ukue mrembo aje. I will ignore you. Coz I ain’t a thirsty ass nigga
Najua kuna madam watajipendekeza kwako hii week its probably coz its end month na amesota. Just cut ties with such prudes.
Kodiaga Village Sponsor May ’22
Ndio maana badala ya pombe wacha nikunywe Yoghurt baridi bila kusumbua
Kodiaga:
Ndio maana badala ya pombe wacha nikunywe Yoghurt baridi bila kusumbua
Ata hio yoghurt baridi can be spiked
Kodiaga:
Ndio maana badala ya pombe wacha nikunywe Yoghurt baridi bila kusumbua
Hata iyo yoghurt itawekwa mchele. Kuna watu wameekewa mchele kwa mayai.
Kodiaga Village Sponsor May ’22
Stormtrooper98:
Hata iyo yoghurt itawekwa mchele. Kuna watu wameekewa mchele kwa mayai.
sasa kwa nyumba yangu nani atakuja aniwekee mchele
Kodiaga:
sasa kwa nyumba yangu nani atakuja aniwekee mchele
Basmati babes.
ChifuMbitikaVillage Commissioner May ’22
Githingithia aliwekewa mchele kwa snacks on his way to Mombasa in a bus. That was probably in the mid 90s.
ChifuMbitika:
Githingithia aliwekewa mchele kwa snacks on his way to Mombasa in a bus. That was probably in the mid 90s.
In real life ama kwa michezo ya kuigiza akiitwa “Ndumenikú”?
Kodiaga:
Ndio maana badala ya pombe wacha nikunywe Yoghurt baridi bila kusumbua
Hapo sawa. Na unabaki safe. Hata mimi sidhani nitawahi kula hio pishori…watanitoa wapi jameni!
ChifuMbitika Village Commissioner May ’22
Jayman:
In real life ama kwa michezo ya kuigiza akiitwa “Ndumenikú”?
It was a real incident but he acted it in one of his albums
Nilidungwa long grain nikiwa chicken inn pale Bellevue bana and the tushosh who did it didn’t look the part. Nilikua nasosi chicken chips and fanta orange madiaba. To this day I don’t know how it happened. One of the tushosh came and asked kama the silver German machine parked outside ni yangu ati imemblock. Next thing naamka Mater hosi bila phones, wallet, na USD ATM imenunua fridge, microwave and washing machine Tuskys Moi avenue. Tuskys walikua maumbwa and we’re complicit in that purchase. Thank God they went down. Uzuri they didn’t touch the car, ilibaki Bellevue.
Halafu nowdays you can’t trust a your fellow ndume with your drink. Not long ago unaenda kunyora you don’t even utter a word. Just a hand signal to the stranger you’re sharing a table with informing him of your intention and he gives you a thumbs up. Sasa kama ndume ndio ilikulishwa copper sita juu ya pishori, then we’re not safe gentlemen
Nilidungwa long grain nikiwa chicken inn pale Bellevue bana and the tushosh who did it didn’t look the part. Nilikua nasosi chicken chips and fanta orange madiaba. To this day I don’t know how it happened. One of the tushosh came and asked kama the silver German machine parked outside ni yangu ati imemblock. Next thing naamka Mater hosi bila phones, wallet, na USD ATM imenunua fridge, microwave and washing machine Tuskys Moi avenue. Tuskys walikua maumbwa and we’re complicit in that purchase. Thank God they went down. Uzuri they didn’t touch the car, ilibaki Bellevue.
Halafu nowdays you can’t trust a your fellow ndume with your drink. Not long ago unaenda kunyora you don’t even utter a word. Just a hand signal to the stranger you’re sharing a table with informing him of your intention and he gives you a thumbs up. Sasa kama ndume ndio ilikulishwa copper sita juu ya pishori, then we’re not safe gentlemen
Kwa ifyo hata Kwa hoteli unaesa wekewa? Na pia hawa watu hujifanya hawajui directions
Some_Say Village Hoodrat May ’22
My principle imekua wale watu nmeingia nao pub ndio nitatoka nao. Madem wakinikaribia na ushenzi mimi huyooo @123tokambio
Mchele utakulizwa anywhere sio lazima club…uliza hata @uwesmake akitoka kimilili na matunda bus amelishwa pishori
uwesmake THE PRESIDENT May ’22
niliumia sana in my bachelor days
Sisi members wa Sabina Joy hatuna worry na story za mchele… Those overated lounges along thika road and kiambu road ndizo den ya mchele
Kwani mchele ladies wote huwa sura mbaya ama wanatumia dawa..Kilimani man is the latest victim..
He picked them at Brew Bistro Lounge along Ngong ROad… Sijawahi ona mchele lady mrembo…
“Hi Nyakundi,
These women mcheled a friend, they met at Brew Bistro.
He bought them a drink, and somehow they ended up in his apartment in Kilimani.
They stole his phones and laptop.
Worse of all, his car keys.
You’ll see in one of the photos she’s showing her friend the keys kwa lift,” the source writes.
majizee:
Pole kwako. Leta hekaya
I thought you should know that I don’t go to these hyped lounges… I only drink at Sabina Joy, the safest bar in Nairobi…
cortedivoire Bei ni 150 Sep ’22
Hawa utawapata rifarodi pale casino during the day alafu usiku wako uptown kama brew bistro
As a mchele victim one of the greatest regrets ni kuteka some funny looking ratchets wimins. Heri ku struggle na ma peng ting 10/10. Usiwahi hurumia these funny creatures.
Ata coat waliona waende nayo.
Ataambia Bibi nini?
A loaded man who still picks up women in clubs deserves the whole Tebere scheme.
Mambo ni rahisi siku hizi. Bora uko na disposable income.
Tembea tu CBD or one of these malls or even outside colles. Park strategically and pick your prey.
Unless unanuka makwapa.
Always avoid high class clubs they are never safe, places like SJ, VIP, Amar name them are much safer
iparabaraza:
you have nothing to lose poor SOB
A Macbook or an iPhone is an expensive item to lose. Worse still it maybe having very important info.
uwesmake THE PRESIDENT Sep ’22
Mbona upeleke lanye kwa hao, in the first place ndio maana lodgings zimejaa tao, u take her or them u eat the coomer ukitosheka lipa enda nyumbani peke yako…lanye watakufanya aibu nyumbani kwako bana
ni pombe, kuna mchele unapigwa unapeana pin na unafuata instructions zao zote including kumpeleka kwa nyumba
Njaruo kama @Sambamba ikiona brown skin kikuyu females si mnajua tu what happens next.
Na ujue alikuwa ameenda brew bistro to show off his ageing Audi which he calls a German machine. Baadaye unamuona ktalk : “Guys what is the best padlock in Kenya?” Rolleyes.
Watu wa jaba hatuna hizi shida
Mbona upeleke lanye kwa hao, in the first place ndio maana lodgings zimejaa tao, u take her or them u eat the coomer ukitosheka lipa enda nyumbani peke yako…lanye watakufanya aibu nyumbani kwako bana
He wanted to show off that ako loaded. That gave the lanyes even more pyske to spike him. I bet hatawai teka dem kwa bar
Gaza Chief village rustler Sep ’22
Mimi kwa man cave niko na madogi zingine wazimu. Nabeba kunguru … tukiingia nafungulia madogi. Hata uniwekee mchele haina gani … hakuna vile unatoka hio nyumba bila Mimi ku approve.
Two women were detained by police and later arraigned after they allegedly drugged a male reveller in a Kisii pub According to the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI), the women united with the man at a music concert in which Samidoh was performing He left the joint with them for his home in Nyanchwa, only to be found dead later, the women fleeing to Nairobi after that
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